A Bad Time at the Bar

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2014-03-29 17:40:38,
2014-03-29 18:01:12
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AT LEAST IT'LL NEVER BE CANON is AWESOME /major event/

This one time,Bishop went to the bar with these than 2 aweome guys, and started drinking the prush favorite drink, old urine in a jar. then this guy came smashing through the door screaming"IM GONNA KILL YOU ASSHOLES!!!!" Bishop quickly chucked her jar at the manic man. His face exploded in fire and blood covered all the patrons with more BLOOD. WITH MORE BLOOD!!! "I AM A GOD!!!:Bishop says! The true Prushan Emprorer stands up and applauds! ENTRAILS, SINEW, POOP, AND VITAL ORGANS HIT PHINNEUS IN THE FACE. Phinneus says, "I've had worse." 

the true prush emporors heart grew 3 times that day after he saw the the true savagery of his frend bishhop who fucked up some starnge guy! 

Then the mans disfigured pile of flesh jiggled and simmerd... then a humugos tentical arm shot out of the pile, then it quickly rapped around the nearist person, bishop! Bishop said, "Ya!! Fuck ya! This is my fetish!'

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