In the Army
Wake up, boys
Get up, boys
The trumpet has sounded its tune
You don’t want to miss the battle, or lunch right before
high noon!
Get up, boys
Spruce up, boys
The sergeant is coming ‘round
If he sees that you’re not ready, he’ll beat you into town!
In the army. Across the sand.
In the army. Turns a boy into man!
We serve our king and coun-un-try
For our borders and our sa-afe-ty!
Look up, boys
Look tough, boys
We’re marching past our beautiful gals!
You don’t want her to spot you, looking weaker then your
pals!
Straight up, boys
Straight up, boys
We’re marching right out to war.
Be glad you joined the army even if you end up
sore!
Sailor Boy
Oh don’t cry, sailor boy.
In the navy you’ll be fine!
Don’t cry, sailor boy.
In the navy you won’t die.
Out upon the water; you’ll be free to grow
You can say whatever the *hell* you want
In the navy: no one’ll know!
*(Hell is often switched out with a new curse every
verse)*
Prushian Satire Song
Bro-thers, and Sis-ters.
Sons and Fathers, strong.
If you continue to stay silent
If you don’t join me in song.
If I march alone off to fight your en-e-mies;
Then you’ll be to blame when we’re brought to our knees!
With armor, brother,
With rifle, sister,
With chanka, neighbor,
With valor, friend!
Together we will crush them
but alone I’ll meet my end!
We need you, one and all
With rifle sturdy, cannon tall,
To prepare, sing for war
Topple our enemies and more!
United the Empire of your land thrives
Left alone your army and your fam-ily dies!
*Chorus*
And tomorrow you’ll regret it.
Grab your courage or forget it.
If you don’t come to fight, too
I’ll need your help to pee and poo
Cuz on the field of valor I’ll be shot right through
If my arms get cut off, they will come for you!
*Chorus*
Citizens Of Antiford 