There is always a bar fight

Something Light

"I'll take some grindstone beer." Leo ordered. Something light. He can enjoy it for what its worth but he decided that he was on a job and he was going to have a full functioning brain doing it. He took a few sips and looked over the poster once more. This Jon fellow was wanted for spying. Not much details are spared after that bit but with the price he has on his head it most of been something decently bad.

Leo looked around the room and noticed that there were two people that looked an awfully lot like the target. One was in the back and the other to the right.

Somthing HARD

"Give me the hardest kracken you can make!" Leo ordered! 

"Oh a hard drinker aye?" The bartender said. He was a large man. One would could protect his own bar easily. Leo was glad that this man was not his bounty. He looked Leo over. He stoked his large mustache. "I'll tell you what." He took out a vile of blue liquid. "I got this new contracted liquor Its will smash you something good. Its expensive though."

Leo threw down a few bills. More then enough to cover whatever the drink would cost.

The bartender smiled. "So how smashed do you want to get?"

 

I want the floor to move but I want to still have proper grammer

"I want the ground and floor to move like a earthquake, but I want to still have my good grammar. Incase I have to write a litter or something."

The bartender gave him a puzzled look. Sounded like a contradiction to him but he poured a little of the blue liquid into the kraken and slid it over to Leo.

Leo looked it over then started to take a few swigs of it. Not long after Leo felt great, even if his body functions were wrecked.

Now I have to find that target of mine. Leo thought. I could look to the left of the bar for him. The right or the far back.

I want to forget my goddamn name in the morning!

"​I want to forget my goddamn name in the morning!" Leo yelled! Eveyone in the bar cheered for him with this lowed and idiotic deciton. Whats the wost that can hapen?

The bartender poured half the blue stuff in the drink, then shrugged his shoulders and dumped it all it. Leo grabbed the glass and held it in the air and stood on his chair, encouraging the crowed to yell once again. Leo then proceeded to down it all in one big gulp.

Things when fuzzy right after. Leo was vary sure he fell of the chair at that point and onto the floor. As he got up he took the poster out of his pocket and looked it over and remmbered he needed to find this person. Leo thought where he could look.

Over the limit

You end up just falling over all the tables after three steps.

A bottle ends up flying in the air and knocks some guy in the back of the head. He stands up all pissed and angry ( for good resin ) and charges at you.

Leo being the overly drunk fellow he was. Was feeling the drunkin effect so quickly that he passed out and fell over onto the ground. The man was running to fast and charging at him that he did not stop in time as he tripped over Leo's body and face planted some woman's lovely breast. Witch resulted in a shriek and a slap to the face. The man fell over onto another bar drinker who then fell onto another man to the point where half the bar felt as though some one had started something. 

The gent on the right

Leo walked over and taped the man on the right on the shoulder. 

The man turned around, looking annoyed. Maybe because he was loosing the strings to the back of his lady friends corset. Leo looked at his face and noticed that It could not of been this Jon guy because this man had a smaller nose that had the tip of it with a more curved upward structure. His hair was also more blond then brown.

"I'm sorry to interrupt" Leo started. "but I'm Looking for this man. Any chance that you have seen him around here?" Leo always knows that if its not your target then maybe they know something about him.

The man stuck his face awfully close to the paper and had a good look. He looked up at Leo and said. "Yeah that guys actually right over in the back last time I checked. He stood up and leaned over to look out at the back tables. He then pointed at a another man siting alone. "Yeah that's the man right over there."

Leo shook his hand in thanks and gave him a few ciam for the help. Maybe the guy could get some more drinks or something. 

Jon

Leo moved his was through one side of the bar to the other where the back was. Then slid himself into the booth that the man he was looking for was siting. The man had his head down looking into his glass of beer but once he noticed Leo's presence he looked up.

That large nose. He had it. That and the nasty hair. This was Leo's man. He looked into Jon's eyes. Jon must of gotten scared because he was about to get up and leave but he heard the all to familiar click. Leo had cocked his revolver under the table and was pointing it at Jon.

"Don't rush off Jon, I just got here." Leo said with a wink.

Jon sat himself back down. Leo could see he was angry but also going pale in the face. "What do you want?" Jon asked.

"We both know what I want." Leo said. "Now look, this is how its going to go."Leo took his ale and took a swig of it. He then Slammed it down. "We are going to leave the bar and have a nice walk outside. Then we are going to play the game where I tie you up and we walk to the police station. Sound good?"

Jon looked crushed for a moment. But then he grinned. He was looking over Leo's right shoulder. Leo turned his head around to see a large yeti push himself next to Leo in the booth. "No see this is how its going to go." Jon said smugly. "Damian here is going to break every bone in your body!"

Damian leaned his head over to Leo's, invading his space. What was Leo to do.

Bottle to the face

There was a bottle on the table that Leo picked up ever so swiftly and smashed against Damian's face. Then fallowed by the best uppercut Leo could manage in a sitting passion. Damian did not fly in the air and fall like Leo had hoped. But he did fall back and hit is head hard on the floor.

Jon panicked and sat up as fast as he could and tired to run away. Only for Leo to grab his arm and toss him at a table that a group of four was sitting at. There was defiantly only one thing to become of this.

Talk to him

"Hey now big guy." Leo said smoothly. "I get how hard it can be." 

Damian's face grew a little less harsh for the moment.

"I have a lot of yeti friends and they are constantly having the hardest time to make money. The people are so rude to them, and often don't get jobs." Leo continued.

Damian's face still had a pout to it. Leo had to sell it to him that he was a friend.

"They all had to pick up some low life body guard job too, some even had to shave off there beards." Damian gently touched his beard, most likely thinking how sad he would be with out his. "Its ok though I understand why you have to hurt me." Leo said as he wrapped his hands around yeti to hug him. Praying to Mell that he would hug him back and not snap him in two. And to Leo's surprise he did. Leo could even see Damian had watery eyes. As they were hugging Leo whispered "And maybe if you all were not big dumb walking pillars of meat and flee's you could be something usefully!" Leo said as he wrapped his arm around Damian's throat and squeezed with all his might until Damian's face went blue then passed out.

Jon stood by shocked at what he just saw. He panicked and grabbed a bottle of wine and chucked it at Leo. He ducked and the bottle hit someone in the face.

Only one way this can go.

Bar Fight!

A large bar fight broke out!

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All these moving colors

Leo could make out a lot of blurry movement and colors. That could only mean one thing....

"BAW FIGHDT!" Leo yelled!

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