On the first day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
One Whole planet in the making!
On the second day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
two whole continents,
On the third day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Three Order Members,
On the fourth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Four... armed Yetis.
On the fifth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Five... NEW...STORIES!
On the sixth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Six payments of flesh,
On the seventh day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Seven Prushian Outcasts,
On the eighth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Eight squeaks from Franklin,
On the Ninth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Nine trash can fights,
On the Tenth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Ten Captain Swift Bounties,
On the eleventh day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Eleven Fairy Locusts,
On the twelfth day of Antiford, the founders gave to me:
Twelve nameless accounts for Jasmine!
Eleven Fairy Locusts,
Ten Captain Swift Bounties,
Nine trash can fights,
Eight squeaks from Franklin,
Seven Prushian Outcasts,
Six payments of flesh,
Five... NEW...STORIES!
Four... armed Yetis,
Three Order Members,
Two whole continents,
and
One Whole planet in the making!
I hope you guys enjoyed this. Jasmine wants me to make one that's funny for everyone to sing together for each character. I cannot wait to make Version 2 real soon!!!
Version 2
Antiford Singers: On the first day of Christmas,my true love gave to me: A brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: Just like NEW! And on the second day of Christmas, my true-love gave to me: -
Cromwell: TOO FANTASTICAL!
Buford: HEY!
Antiford Singers: and a Brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: Aww... well I suppose I could get another wreath. How hard could that be?
Antiford Singers: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three path's to choose!
Buford: What?
Diederich: I have been through many things.... over and over again, and every time it's different!
Cromwell: What? TOO FANTASTICAL!
Antiford Singers: And a brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: What? Another one? Come on... I like this, stop it!
Antiford Singers: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Swift: GAHH!!!! FOUR ARMED YETIS!
Buford: What? GAH! How did that thing even get in- MY DOOR!
Diderich: There's three ways this can end...
Cromwell: Goddamnit, Leo! Too Fantastical!
Antiford Singers: and a brand new door for Lucas M.B.!
Buford: What? How are you getting all these nice doors!!
Antiford Singers: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true-love gave to me:
Buford: Stop... please stop!
Antiford Singers: FIVE Encyclopedia Entries!!!!!
Swift: They're getting louder! They're gonna upset the FOUR ARMED YETI!
Deidriech: Which of these three different weapons should I use?
Cromwell: A whale gun? Come on... Too Fantastical!
Antiford Singers: And a brand new door for Lucas M.B.!!
Buford: Where are all these splinters going to go???
Antiford Singers: On the sixth day of Christmas-
Buford: NO!!
Antiford Singers: my true love gave to me:
Beatrice: Six ounces of alcohol!
Buford: NO!
Beatrice: Come on, fisty. It ain't much!
Antiford Singers: FIVE, Encyclopedia ENTRIES!
Swift: You think Four armed Yetis drink?
Diedrich: What path did you chose to make this?
Cromwell: the TOO FANTASTICAL path!
Antiford Singers: And a brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: There's so many people in my room!
Antiford Singers: On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Bardeneen: Seven arrest records!
Buford: Oh, no. Out! OUT! I don't even KNOW you!
Beatrice: Just, six more ounces?
Antiford Singers: FIVE....ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES!!!
Swift: uhhh.... Four armed yetis!
Diederich: Three more people would be a party!
Cromwell: Too fantastical!
Antiford Singers: and a brand new door for Lucas M.B.!
Buford: Come on! These are just beads!!
Antiford Singers: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Buford: We are SO breaking up!!
Arnett: Eight new chapters!
Buford: OH! I love reading, this isn't so bad...
Bardeneen: Seven arrest records!
Beatrice: Maybe just six more *hic* ounces.... for meee!!!
Antiford Singers: FIVE... ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES!
Buford: I HATE EVERYTHING!
Swift: Even this Four armed Yeti!
Diederich: Look, he can juggle three things at once! Which three should I choose?
Cromwell: You know.... why do I bother?
Antiford Singers: and a brand new door for Lucas M.B.!
Buford: My...dooooor....
Antiford Singers: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nolan: Nine new bounties!
Buford: What? Oh, good... at least SOMETHING good is getting done!
Arnett: Eight new chapters!
Buford: What? How did you even have time....
Bardeneed: Seven new arrest records!
Buford: Then stop!
Beatrice: WOO-HOO!!!! SIX MORE! DOOOOOiiiittttt....
Antiford Singers: FIVE.... ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES!
Swift: Four armed yetis can dance!
Diederich: I can do that three different ways!
Cromwell: Who wants to eat out after this? To 'Fantastical'?
Antiford Singers: and a Brand new door for Lucas M.B. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Feoil: Those ten repairs you wanted are done... so... how about... that payment.
Nolan: *sigh* Just give me a second, still waiting to get my Nine rewards.
Buford: If this keeps up, I won't be able to afford anything!
Mortador: What did he say? He's not gonna pay us!
Arnett: Eight new chapters!
Buford: Eight? Where do you find time in this mess for eight?
Arnett: You wanted SHIT WRITTEN!
Buford: You have written twenty-four in the course of this nightmare!
Burdeneen: *sigh* What about my records?
Buford: WHAT ABOUT THEM!
Beatrice: Did you evrrrrrrr notice how.... *hic*.... Yeti beards are so twirlyr.....
Mortador: What is that?
Beatrice: Six.....sirx.....sexy.....ounces....
Antiford Singers: FIVE.... ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES
Buford: How many days are even in this "Christmas"?
Swift: Hey, you Yetis aren't so bad.
Yeti: Yeah.... but you are a monster!
Swift: What?
Diederich: RRRRAAAAGG!!! I can take him!
Cromwell: Uhm... too fantastical, much?
Buford: GAAAD! Stop doing that! Stop trying to make "Too Fantastical" a thing!
Antiford Singers: and a brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: Just like my gods-damned doors it will NEVER be a thing!
Antiford Singers: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Delgado: Eleven witty comebacks, ho-ho!
Buford: I am ok with this development...
Feoil: I'm not proud.... but I need my ten payments of meat!
Buford: What?
Arnett: Ha-ah! I know where ten payments of meat can be found.
Squigglebottom: Squeek, squeek squek squeak!
Nolan: I do not have time for this. I need the money... or else!
Buford: I will hire you to remove these cretins from my house... in ANY WAY! BEAT THEM UP!!!
Arnett: *cough, clears throat* Eight new chapters, if everyone was wondering.
Swift: Fuck, man! How?
Bardeneen: It's kind of worse then the amount of times I have been arrested.
Beatrice: *Vomit*
Antiford Singers: FIVE....
Buford: ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES we get it already! OUT! Everybody out!
Swift: Even the four-armed Yeti?
Diederich: Now, Lucas, there's three ways you can attempt to throw me out...
Cromwell: What gives YOU the power to throw us out?
Antiford Singers: and a brand new door for Lucas M.B.
Buford: No, I can't do this! I CAN'T DO THIS!!! GAH!!!
Antiford Singers: on the Twelfth day of Christmas-
Buford: NO!
Buford runs outside, and almost bumps into a Yeti girl standing outside.
Buford: Oh, god... what horror from the Gods do you bring?
Westergaard: Twelve new friends for life.
Buford: No, NO! I will not- what? What did you say?
Westergaard: Well, ACTUALLY, it's not twelve new friends. It's more. But alot has happened in Twelve months. And... well... Nate wrote this, what do you expect? Did you see how many comma splices are in this stupid entry?
Buford: Huh?
Westergaard: Just... look back. "Twelve new friends."
Delgado: Eleven witty comebacks! Ho-ho, ol' boy!
Feoil: I have a problem, ok?
Nolan: I never said I wasn't going to pay you your ten payments. I just need my Nine payments first!
Feoil: Can I pet your squid?
Squigglebottom: Squeak squeak!
Nolan: Hahaha... well... he says he's not a squid.
Arnett: Eight new entries... this entry was kind of long.... I had time to write.
Cromwell: What the hell is a Landship, anyway?
Arnett and Diederich: What is a Landship?!?
Bardeneen: I think I'll just take some of these... Seven coins should pay rent.
Beatrice: I don't think I can fly home... *gasp* or can I?
Swift: Uhm... if this... your skin?
Beatrice: No, offwicer. I didn't have any *hic* skin tonight.
Buford: You know what... I pass a new entry. NO DAMN CHRISTMAS IN ANTIFORD, EVER AGAIN!
Diederich: What the hell is the Encyclopedia?
Swift: Hey, you. Look! Four armed Yeti!
Westergaard: *gasp* Who did this to you?
Yeti: Kill... me...
Westergaard: I... am gonna nudder whoever did this!
Diederich: Now, Swift, there are three ways to escape this scenario.
Cromwell: Ha ha. Escape from an angry, red headed, yeti woman who was scorn? Too Fantastical!
Buford: *smiling* You know what... This... this... was traumatic, was enraging, was messy, was destructive, and was absolutely hurtful in so many ways.... but... this was spent with friends.... and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!
Buford walks up to a new oak door with a big red door.
Buford: AND... A... Brand new door that was made JUST for MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mortador: Oh... that was a door?
Buford: Huh?
Mortador: I went sledding on that earlier.
Opening the new door, we see the outside is all scuffed, chipping, and scratched up.
Buford: *sobs* My... doooorrr!!! Why?
Merry Christmas, everyone, and a Happy new year. Sorry if I left some people out, and I'm sorry if your section is inaccurate and/or doesn't seem to fit. Alot of work actually went into this. I hope it's a fun read and I hope you all enjoyed it!
~Nathan Powell
-Lt Nathaniel Flint
-Lt Joel Arnett
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